In Xanamew did Kubla Khan
A tasty pleasure dome decree
Where Milk the luscious river ran
Through caverns filled with shells of flan
Down to a round of brie
So with maze of mice placed all around
where walls and towers cast out the hound
and there were guppies bright with fluttering gills
Where fishes waded in catnip flavored air
and here were forests filled with birds and kills
unfolding hiding spots of toads and hare
But oh! That frog carpeted chasm which receded
Down the fowl hill, athwart a winged alpine;
A savory place! As smelly and fricasseed
As e’er beneath a flooded bowl with fishes
By woman wailing for her Demon Feline
And from this chasm like angry wild cats hissing,
As if their prey in fast, by chance went missing,
A ivory fountain temporarily did burst
Amid whose bits of delectable mist
Huge globules shot up like butter filled hail,
or dancing stream above the hole of a whale,
And ‘mong these taunting bits once and ever,
It shot up temporarily the luscious river!
That stream meandering with ever a divine potion,
By hen and quail the white river flew
The reached the caverns of swiss cheese and blue,
And snaked and tumbled to a cod packed ocean.
And ‘med this tumble, Kublai heard from east,
Ancestral voices prophesying feast
The warm light of the Dome and maze
Sparkled quickly on the swells,
Where it smelled of Creme Anglaise
From the caverns and the shells
It was so heavenly above all things:
A cheesy Pleasure-Dome with caves of strings!